Typical shinobi fuckery!
Wapi tutted as he watched Hayate leap backwards. The Wooden Samurai charged forward in kind, rapidly unsheathing the Nokogiri no Eda katana and preparing to Iaido those pesky hand seals. His head cocked suddenly, however, as his sparring partner took this moment to dash right back. "TYPICAL SHINOBI FUCKERY!"
Wapi shouted as he heaved his wooden sword through the air to strike first.
As predicted, Hayate managed to deflect the blade. What the shinobi cousin would not predict, however, was that this was what Wapi wanted! The teenager's strength would work against as, beneath his mighty kick, the blunt edge of the sword would shatter and soon petrify into a jagged nightmare.
As the sword grab came, Wapi deftly maneuvered the now serrated edge to Hayate's gripping point. As soon as the grab came, the Wooden Samurai dropped his body hard and pulled at his sword at the same time. This harsh movement would simultaneously dodge the headbutt and rip the jagged edges through Hayate's palm.