Good news everyone, my bud got the results from his CT scan and after he gets his testicle removed he will not have to go through chemo or anything like that, so I won't be as absent as I thought I would be. Also he is now known in our friend group as either Hung Daon Lo or Lance Armstrong depending on the situation. He is the One Nut Wonder and thank you guys for your good vibes and kind words.
Oh nice. Man my coach in high school had just one nut, so y'know if you wanna talk about knowing someone with one nut, too, we can do that.
Shed your skin and expose your bones
Take my hand
And follow us into the Black, so far that we can't get back